irishwolfling:

unclefather:

What does this mean

um we’ve all seen hannah montana i think we know what this means

(via starlitskeyes)

Gerard Way - “Hesitant Alien” Zine Preview [x]

(via grapefruitjuice19)

Pink Flamingos (1972)

(via vintagegal)

gramercyk35:

No one ever said EMTs were mature

(via spaceisnotchill)

wifipasswords:

teacher: cite your sources in this essay

me:

image

(via docmario)

crash-mcbarason:

tea-doodles:

crash-mcbarason:

tabularojo:

crash-mcbarason:

whenever i use scissors i always have this brief thought of “ohoho man imagine if i accidentally snipped off my nipple”

It would hurt a lot but it would grow back, nipples are one of the few parts of the body that entirely regenerate

U N L I M I T E D N I P P L E S
NO DO NOT TRY THIS AT ANY COST
DO NOT CUT OFF YOUR NIPPLES THEY ARE IN FACT LIMITED
L I M I T E D N I P P L E S

(via milesjai)

  • me: yeah, i remember the war
  • me: *looks at mass effect box set and closes my eyes*