blastortoise:

Why would you intentionally eat olives like what in the fuck? are you okay? is someone forcing you to do this? You need me to call the police let me know so we can help you

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hazysilence:

codeinewarrior:

say those three words and i’m yours

Legend of Zelda

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sulidaesy:

Please watch this 3 second clip from an actual George Washington documentary.

(via oprahsmom)

sarakobus:

Had this cutie at work tonight. He just learned how to pick up his ears 😍

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stunningpicture:

Today I saw the single most shocking thing I have seen in my entire life

(via sugarchild)

harrysthefather:

bootybite:

"I MUST BECOME NASH GRIER’S DREAM GIRL."

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IVE NEVER LAUGHED SO HARD IN MY LIFE THE POTATO LOOKS SO DETERMIND I NCATSFASDFASDFA

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sunharry:

no one let harry see this. no one let harry believe he looks like this. please pray

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graceebooks:

confusedtree:



The prophecy
janemba:

I LIVE FOR CLUELESS MOTHERS